Anonymous asked: the rap should be about baking cookies to appeal to the young kids you have to mention twerking, say the N word a lot, and maybe have some real sexy background dancers , the background dancer(s) could be you or orteil's sisters if you have any, if you dont then your grandmas, if no grandmas then you mom, if no mom then you favorite caterpillar in your front lawn

optidash-blog:

I-I-I-I’m hungry, hungry for that cookie
Below 1 million Cps means you a punk ass rookie
Got them zebra cookies you know this ain’t baklava
Keep making that dough if you wanna please grandma

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